1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,208 Please. 4 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,294 - Please give it back, man. - What is wrong with you, man? 5 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,045 You're fucking disgusting. 6 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,047 You make me sick. You get off on that? 7 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,177 - Give it back. - Get the fuck outta here. 8 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,179 Let me get your ID. 9 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:56,557 Oh, you're gonna let this piece of shit in? 10 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,976 Seriously? 11 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,311 - Enjoy your night, all right? - Thank you. 12 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,063 - Ow! Shit. - Give it back. 13 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,608 Ouch. Take it! Take it! 14 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,943 - Take it! - Give it back. Give it back! 15 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:08,986 Holy shit. 16 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,864 Ow. Fucking hurting me. 17 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,992 What the fuck? 18 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,411 - Let me get that back. - No, no, no, don't give it back. 19 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,872 Ow! Ow, you're hurting me. 20 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,415 Come on, you look like a nice guy. 21 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,626 Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, though, right? 22 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:24,835 No, no, I didn't mean that. 23 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,503 Give me that fucking shit back. 24 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,883 - Oh, my God. Holy shit. - Give it back. 25 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,220 - Give it back! - No. One sec. 26 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,931 - So wait, this guy took your ID? - Took my fucking ID. 27 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,016 Why don't you give them back their ID? 28 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,602 - Give it back, okay? - Why don't you just give them back their ID? 29 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,854 Give it back. 30 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,648 They're just a couple of cute girls. 31 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,316 They just want their ID back. 32 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,113 If you just give me back the ID, I'll give you the walkie. 33 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,325 We'll call it a night. 34 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,956 Wait... 35 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,266 Come here. Come closer. 36 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,059 You ready? 37 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,436 - Okay. - Okay, okay, okay. 38 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:27,814 One, two, three, go. 39 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,446 That was funny. 40 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,031 I didn't see that coming. 41 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,075 That was amazing. 42 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,160 Wow, that was amazing. That's such a good game. 43 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,704 Yeah, that was fun. 44 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,497 - Good for me. - It felt good for you? 45 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,165 We're really good at playing games. 46 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,464 I get it. I got it. 47 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,508 - I'm ahead of you ladies. - Uh, no. Come on... 48 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:57,386 How old are you guys, really? 49 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,929 Seriously, how old? 50 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,723 I don't know but, um, really, how old are you? 51 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,099 Yeah, how old are you? 52 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,934 - How old are you girls? - How old are you? 53 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,602 - Seriously. - How old are you? 54 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,105 Are we playing that game? 55 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,815 Are we playing that game? 56 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,778 You should do it. 57 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,949 - Really? - Yes. 58 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,285 - Yes. Yes. Yeah, you should. - Really? 59 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,874 - Do it. Do it. Yeah, yeah. - Wait, should I? 60 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,293 - I have to think about it for a second. - Come on, you have to. 61 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,128 What are we doing? 62 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,339 Okay, wait. I'll only do it, though... 63 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,090 I'll only do it if you do it, too. 64 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,884 What game are we playing? 65 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,136 Don't worry. 66 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,554 - Just say yes. - You're gonna do it, 67 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,972 - and then I'll do it. - Just say yes. 68 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,766 It's fun. You're gonna love it. 69 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,350 - What... What is it? - Okay, actually? 70 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,146 Pinky swear. 71 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,356 Okay. 72 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:51,607 There. 73 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,150 Okay, bite on it. 74 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,361 Go, bite. There. Okay. 75 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,905 - Okay, ready? - Yes. Yes! 76 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,240 Okay, let's do it! 77 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,954 Okay, um... 78 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,664 - Joseph - Coming, I'm coming. 79 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,461 Oh, fuck, man. 80 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,177 Dude. Come on! 81 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,638 Okay. Okay. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 82 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,681 - Right here. Okay. - Okay. 83 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,812 Okay, am I actually gonna do this? 84 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,230 - Brittany! - What are we doing? 85 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,273 Oh, my God. 86 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:36,944 How do we play... How do we play this game? 87 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,236 - Okay. - Okay. 88 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,117 Hold her fucking arms down. 89 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,205 - What? - You have to hold my arms down 90 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,707 really, really, fucking tight. 91 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,835 Come on, hold her arms down. 92 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,503 Jesus Christ, I'm not holding her fucking arms down. 93 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,213 - Why not? - Becau... What the fuck? 94 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,132 - What, you don't want to have fun? - Come on! 95 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,008 Just do it. 96 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,428 - All right. - Come on, Joe. 97 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,054 All right, I'll hold her arms down. 98 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,057 Okay... 99 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,308 No. No. 100 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,768 Like this? 101 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,521 Fuck. Fuck! Oh, my God. 102 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,858 She really likes you, by the way. 103 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,652 What the fuck, Brittany? Not true. 104 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,071 Don't tickle me. 105 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,448 - Wow. - What? 106 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,074 - No, no, no. - Fucking slut. 107 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,159 Please don't. 108 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,869 Now, are you ready? 109 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:31,999 Okay, you basically have to pour a shot of vodka... 110 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,167 ...in my eye. 111 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,587 - Ready? - Wait, wait, wait. 112 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,213 Wait, you gotta hold my eye open. 113 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:42,009 You're gonna pour a shot of vodka in your eye? 114 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,470 - It gets you, like, ten times more drunk. - Yo, chill the fuck out. 115 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:47,556 - You're so uptight, Mr. Joe. - I know, I know. 116 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,642 - Come on. Come on. - You're not really gonna pour... 117 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,895 - Hold her eyeball open. - Are you fucking serious? 118 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,771 So she can't blink. 119 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,401 Come on, hold your eye open. 120 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,903 This is so good. 121 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,696 Okay, okay, okay. 122 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,031 - Are you ready? - I fucking love it. 123 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,490 Yeah, I love it. I fucking love this. 124 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,076 Okay. Okay. Go. Go. 125 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,163 Go! Oh, my God. 126 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,292 Go. Go. Go! Fucking do it! 127 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,753 Fucki... 128 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,296 Put more. Put more in. Put more. 129 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,131 - No, no! - Put more! 130 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:29,765 Ow. Fuck! 131 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,142 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 132 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,019 Fuck, man. 133 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,228 Oh, my God. 134 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,941 I can't even fucking feel my eye. 135 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,318 - Oh, my God. - Are you okay? 136 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,737 - Oh, my gosh. - What the fuck did you do to her? 137 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,614 Whoa, I just fuckin' poured the vodka in her eye. 138 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,533 You told me to do it. You said you fucking done it before. 139 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,867 Let me see. Let me see. 140 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,786 - No. Fuck. - Don't touch her. 141 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,329 - Look, I ain't gonna fucking... - You're making it worse. 142 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,164 Do you want some water or something? 143 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,332 Just fuck you. 144 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,625 All right, fuck me. 145 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,044 Fuck! 146 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,058 Yay! 147 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,731 - Your turn. - Your fucking turn. 148 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,316 Your turn. Your turn. 149 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,985 I'm not fuckin' doing that. That was insane. 150 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,528 - Yeah, you are. - That was so good, though. 151 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,656 - It felt so fucking good. - You have to do it. 152 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:28,740 That's not funny. You weren't faking that, 153 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,033 because that fucking hurt. 154 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,410 Yeah, you did a good job holding me down, 155 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,494 but now it's your turn. 156 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,495 Now it's your fucking turn. 157 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,873 I'm not doing that shit. I'm not doing that. 158 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,791 - I'm not doing that. - You have to. 159 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,835 - Let's go. You have to do it, Mr. Joe. - No fucking way. 160 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,211 How are you gonna hold me down? 161 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,462 You have to do it now. 162 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,463 You're gonna hold me down? 163 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:44,464 You're a pussy. 164 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,465 Do the fucking shot. 165 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,842 Just do... just-just... 166 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,343 And then you just... 167 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,972 - Come on, Joe. Come on. - All right. All right. 168 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,765 - I'll do it. I'll do it. - All right, let's do this. 169 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,142 - Now. - Now, now, now, now. 170 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,144 - Come on. - Don't talk, just do it. 171 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:00,147 I'm not talking. I'm fucking thinking about how dumb this is. 172 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,982 You can't hang out with us if you don't do the fucking shot. 173 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,108 Yeah, man. 174 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,695 - Do it! - Okay, okay. 175 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,826 Goddamn, it does fucking hurt. 176 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,620 Come on, you little bitch. 177 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,246 - You little fucking bitch. - Can't believe you did it. 178 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,248 God. Fuck! 179 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,708 Shit. 180 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,588 Oh, God. Fuck. 181 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,424 I'm very serious. 182 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,051 No, don't. Don't do that. 183 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,845 Don't, but that... It's that spot. 184 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,847 How does that hurt? 185 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,266 Please don't do that. No. 186 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,477 - What? - Please, stop. Let me go. 187 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,437 - No. - Stop, I don't like that. 188 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,938 You don't like what? 189 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:43,940 You hurt me. 190 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,074 Mmm. 191 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,075 Well... 192 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,076 What? 193 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,661 I have a question. 194 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:56,745 Okay. 195 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,124 Um, I hear... 196 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,294 There's a rumor that older men 197 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:08,090 like to stick a pinky... like a little pinky finger 198 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,884 up their ass right before they're about to, like... 199 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,512 Right before they're about to "blow it." 200 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,889 - I wanna know. - I'm not gonna make you do that. 201 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,683 Tell me if you're that type of guy. Have you ever... 202 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,476 - Have you ever done that? - Have you ever done it? 203 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,769 Have you ever done that? 204 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,109 Is that... was that passive aggressive? 205 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,902 Do you want to put your finger in my ass? 206 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,904 - I never said that. - Uh-huh. 207 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,948 Never said that. Never said that. 208 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:36,576 You suck... You suck at tickling. 209 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,371 How about now? 210 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,456 - No, no. - Do I still suck at tickling? 211 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,127 Oh, God, man. Ugh! 212 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,420 Get off me. 213 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,718 Why do you want to know what I'm into? What're you into? 214 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,010 I don't know. 215 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,222 I'm bored. 216 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,268 I mean... 217 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,941 What? Stare at me. 218 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,152 So what do you want to do? 219 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,696 Uh, I-I don't know what I wanna do. 220 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,532 - But what is over there? - Oh, it's... 221 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,450 What is that? 222 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,120 What? 223 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,372 What is it? 224 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,374 It's hand cream. 225 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,376 Oh. 226 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,963 I mean, why do you have lotion? 227 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,382 Why do you have women's lotion next to your bed? 228 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,467 - It's hand cream. - Oh, I want some. 229 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,766 You're so fun. 230 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,476 Oh, I'm sorry. I got it in your mouth. 231 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,190 Why do you have lotion? 232 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,400 What else do you have in here? 233 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,985 I wanna look at your stuff. 234 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,529 What's in there? What's in your, uh... 235 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,655 - In my closet. - Yeah. 236 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,783 You know what's in my closet. 237 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,701 Come on, I wanna go. 238 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,494 Come on, please? Let me. 239 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,666 What? 240 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,129 What is this? 241 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,215 What in the... 242 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,300 Whose clothing is this? 243 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,807 - Whose stuff is that? - It's my roommate's stuff. 244 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,434 Oh, your roommate. 245 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,230 - Your roommate is fat as fuck, man. - Thank you. 246 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,107 Thank you for that. 247 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,525 Oh, my God. 248 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,113 What, do you share your bed with your roommate, too? 249 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,032 She's not... 250 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,035 my girlfriend or anything, if that's what you're asking. 251 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,620 Whoa, you don't have to get defensive. 252 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,121 Not defensive. I'm... 253 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,125 Look at this shit, it's hideous. 254 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,128 Look, why don't you just get out of the closet. Please. 255 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,466 Let's play a game. 256 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,634 Why don't... 257 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,261 Come on. 258 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,471 Let's play "Who Wore it Better?" 259 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,306 Me or your roommate. 260 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:12,482 Wow, what the fuck is this? 261 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,735 What the fuck? This is crazy. 262 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,489 What is this? I mean... 263 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,535 Will you just... fucking take that off and come back to bed? 264 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,496 I mean, do I look cute? 265 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,081 Tell me I look better than your roommate. 266 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,958 You look better than my roommate. 267 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,754 Oh, come on. Are you mad at me now? 268 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,676 Why is your face all red? 269 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,970 Your face is all red. 270 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,181 I'll put your shirt on. 271 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,767 Better? 272 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,188 Better? 273 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,333 Dude. 274 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,418 Where's your friend? 275 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,800 So you're just, like, willing to give it all away for a fuck? 276 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,399 Okay. 277 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,151 What are you doing? 278 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:42,238 - Oh, my God. Stop. Are you done? - What? 279 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,240 You want me to do something else? 280 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,661 No, let's just take a break for a second. 281 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,831 Okay? 282 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,969 - Let's just take a break for a second. - Yeah, I got it. 283 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,850 Are you all right? 284 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,269 Yeah. 285 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,278 Feel this. 286 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,367 Jesus Christ, what does it do? 287 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,998 What does it do to you, besides fucking that? 288 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,208 Gets you fucking wasted. 289 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,501 - I guess so. - Whee! 290 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,550 Are you gonna do it, Joseph? 291 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,634 I'm going to do it. 292 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,721 Now. 293 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,273 Ooh. 294 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,817 Oh, that wasn't even good. 295 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,569 That wasn't enough, Joseph. You cheated. 296 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,240 - So what do you do? - I... 297 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,454 ...do a really boring job that you don't wanna know about. 298 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,831 No, we're...we're actually dying to know. 299 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,710 - I, uh... - We're, like, on the edge of our seats. 300 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,378 You don't wanna know, do you? 301 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,256 Seriously, what do you do for a living? 302 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,050 Come on, what do you do? 303 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,260 I am a financial analyst. 304 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,055 I do cost-plus analyses. 305 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,681 "Analy-sees." 306 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,766 Wait, hold on. 307 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,853 Wait... 308 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,563 How much do you make? 309 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,648 Do you make dickloads of money, Joseph? 310 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,277 - Joseph... - How much money do you make? 311 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,697 Why are you acting so lame? 312 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,699 It's not okay to just ask somebody that question. 313 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,868 You wanna tell us, so just tell us. 314 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,578 I make six figures. 315 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,875 Aw, so you're poor. 316 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,836 That's not rich. 317 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,339 I think you've seen too many rap videos. 318 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,925 - What? Okay, Grandpa. - Rap videos? 319 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,676 Which rappers are you referring to? 320 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,012 Where's my phone? Can you pass me my phone, please? 321 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,099 What do you girls want to do when you grow up? 322 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,767 Brittany, pose. 323 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:19,896 - What are you doing? - Britty, get on the couch. 324 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,731 Get on the couch. 325 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,149 - Yeah. - No, no, no, don't do that. 326 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,734 Yeah. 327 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,362 Come on, do the... Do the really good pose. 328 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,989 No, no, no, no. 329 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,783 Please don't do that. Please don't do that. 330 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,744 Mm, yeah. 331 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,204 - Vogue. Vogue. Vogue. - Please don't take pictures. 332 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,998 No, don't do that. Don't do that. 333 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,919 - Give it to me. - I'm just gonna put it on Facebook. 334 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,547 No, don't do that. It's not funny. 335 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,758 - It already posted. - Jesus. 336 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,970 - It already posted. No, it posted automatically. - No, it didn't. 337 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,222 - It doesn't do that. - Yeah, no, kids and their phones these days. 338 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:57,350 - It doesn't do that. - Crazy. You'd be... We'd blow your mind. 339 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,935 I know you do. 340 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,772 Oh, Joe. 341 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,151 Joseph. Joseph and his girlfriend. 342 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,318 Does your girlfriend have a Facebook? 343 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,654 What girlfriend? 344 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,030 - Yeah, Joe has a girlfriend. - Shut up. 345 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,950 - Yeah. - Joseph, what the fuck? 346 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,577 You have to tell us these things. 347 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,954 - And get this, she fucking... - You have a girlfriend 348 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,081 - and you didn't fucking tell us? - Wait, she fucking lives here. 349 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,499 - She doesn... - Joseph! 350 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,709 She doesn't fucking live here. 351 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,170 - She doesn't live... - Eww! 352 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,589 You're a fucking pig, Joseph. 353 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,840 I mean, you really disappoint me. 354 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,592 You really disappoint me. 355 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,386 Well, she's the one who's fucking her coworker. 356 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,388 She's the one who's fucking her coworker right now. 357 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,390 You're fucking disgusting. 358 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,474 You're a fucking pig. 359 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,145 That's ridiculous, Joe. 360 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,064 Oh, that's funny. Mm, that's good. 361 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,194 - You don't have to lie. - I'm not fucking lying. 362 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,988 You don't have to lie. We don't give a shit. 363 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,617 So are we part of some plan to get back at your ex? 364 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,995 No, this is not fucking about revenge. 365 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,082 - Thought it would be fun to go out and make new friends. - Friends! 366 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,012 Okay, let me ask you this. 367 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,224 - How much money does your girlfriend make? - I don't know. 368 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,808 - How much money does she make? - I don't know! 369 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,852 You don't need to know how much she makes. 370 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,481 - You live with her. - You definitely know. 371 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,025 She definitely makes more money. 372 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,277 All you care about is money. 373 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,242 She definitely makes more money than you. 374 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:41,871 Brittany! The girlfriend makes more money than he does. 375 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,539 Obviously. 376 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,484 Hey, hey, hey. Brittany. 377 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,902 What do you do with these fucking pills? 378 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,112 Why do you take them? 379 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,155 To get high, Joseph! 380 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,283 So your doctor tells you to put 'em up your fucking nose? 381 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,910 - Why do you take 'em? - Chill out, she has problems. 382 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,080 She actually has a problem. Bipolar... Wait, what is it? 383 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,792 It's borderline personality... 384 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,089 - She actually has it. - Are you on the border? 385 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,092 So what happens if you don't... if you don't take your pills? 386 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,304 - What do you do? Do you go fucking insane? - It's not good, Joseph. 387 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,723 Show Joseph what happens when you don't take your medicine. 388 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,516 It's not great. 389 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,935 - Ooh. Do I get punished? - Maybe. 390 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,313 - Does whoever's in your path get destroyed? - Yeah. 391 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,944 - Get fucking crazy. - Yeah. Yeah! 392 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,906 Loco. Could just do anything. 393 00:19:58,989 --> 00:19:59,867 Do some crazy shit. 394 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,242 - Oh? - Yeah. 395 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,328 - What could you do? - I could kill you. 396 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,204 - Really? Mmm. - Yep. 397 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,834 I thought so. 398 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,550 Don't treat me differently now, though. 399 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,135 Now that you know I'm dangerous. 400 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,762 Mm-hm. 401 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,222 Sometimes people get weird. 402 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,019 So, Joe... 403 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,441 If you could change one thing... 404 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:40,156 about this mysterious lady that lives in your house... 405 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,783 His roommate. It's his roommate. 406 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,786 Okay. Okay. You did not call her your roommate. 407 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,204 - Yes, he did. - She's... just my roommate. 408 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,664 - Joseph! - Go on, finish your question. 409 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,374 I mean, we could talk about something 410 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,251 more interesting, but I guess we're not going to. 411 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,795 Tell us about all this new shit. 412 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,797 Yeah, what... I mean, what's wrong? 413 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,801 I mean, why is she... Why isn't she here? 414 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,804 What would you change about her? 415 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,807 I don't know. Not much, I guess. 416 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,017 I mean, besides the fact that she's fucking cheating on me. 417 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,268 I would change that right away. 418 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,438 Oh, my God, Brittany... 419 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,357 Come on, tell us. We want to know. 420 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,359 - Look, the truth is a lot less... - We want to get to know you. 421 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,069 What's the truth, Joe? 422 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,030 It's a lot less interesting than you think it is. 423 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,366 Well... that's depressing. 424 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,201 That is, it's kinda sad. 425 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,370 I mean, she has this... this whole idea 426 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,038 of what life is supposed to be. 427 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,373 And it's... 428 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,041 You get married. You have kids. 429 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,835 You retire. You die. And that's what she wants. 430 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,169 - And I just... - Oh. 431 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,046 That's kinda weird. 432 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,673 That's boring. 433 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,425 We were thinking more like... 434 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:44,512 Like, you want to change her into a little Asian chick. 435 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,848 - You know, like... - Yeah. 436 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,642 You're better than that, Joseph. 437 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,227 Yeah... 438 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,062 Yeah, Joseph. You're better than that. 439 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,064 No, I mean you should be with someone exciting. 440 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,234 I agree. Sometimes I think that that's the truth. 441 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,653 What else, Joseph? 442 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,238 This is a safe place. 443 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,082 Well, okay. 444 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:18,087 If she could change something about you 445 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,464 what do you think she would change? 446 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,674 Probably everything. 447 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,260 What? That's not good. 448 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,888 Then I don't think you should be with this girl. 449 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,474 I-I guess, she would want me to change the fact 450 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,559 that I'm really passionate about certain things 451 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,102 that she's not passionate about, like motorcycles. 452 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,687 I love riding motorcycles. She hates that. 453 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,481 Ooh! 454 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,900 You have a motorcycle? 455 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:42,695 Yes, I have a motorcycle. Do you like motorcycles? 456 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,697 Are you going through a mid-life crisis, Joseph? 457 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,116 I'm in my thirties. 458 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,077 Yeah, but thirties are the new forties. 459 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,705 Yeah, are you going through a mid-life crisis? 460 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,916 See, thirties... Thirties are not that old. 461 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,293 It's kind of... It seems pretty old right now. 462 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,170 I don't know. I think you're mistaken. 463 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:05,134 - I have a really serious question for you, Joseph. - Okay. 464 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,804 - I want you to answer 100% honestly, though. - I will. 465 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,600 - Don't hold back. Don't be afraid. - Okay. 466 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,728 If you were... 467 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,523 to rate my drugs... 468 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:22,318 if you were to give my drugs a Michelin star rating, 469 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,402 what would they get? 470 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,448 The Michelin guide has denied your request 471 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,783 to be published in our publication. 472 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:30,326 - What? That's fucked up. - But Yelp... 473 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,745 Yelp is perfect for your drugs. 474 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,038 They would get... 475 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,168 we'd give it four stars. I would give it four stars. 476 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,670 - Four out of what? - Out of five. 477 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,338 That's some bullshit. 478 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,968 It's four out of five. The service is amazing. 479 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,428 The atmosphere is incredible. 480 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,557 Sometimes it gets a little bit loud 481 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,767 with people laughing too much. 482 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,019 And, uh...and... 483 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,774 The real...the real shit comes in the special menu 484 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,360 that they only give to certain VIPs. 485 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,988 Mmm. 486 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,280 I don't know. 487 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,996 Especially since she's passed the fuck out. 488 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,288 Allyson... 489 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,124 Allyson? 490 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,315 Ally... 491 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,318 Baby 492 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,408 She's breathing. 493 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,702 I thought she had died. 494 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,121 It's like, "Whew!" 495 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,589 Take your dick out. 496 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,970 Take your dick out. 497 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,534 Stop. Wait. 498 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,294 Take your pants off. 499 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,754 And do what? 500 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,383 Wow, why am I taking my pants off? 501 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,180 Put your dick on her face. 502 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,977 Please, please, please. 503 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,398 - Okay, okay, okay. - I'll love you forever. 504 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:12,988 Oh, my God. 505 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:18,994 Oh, my God. 506 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,499 Hurry up. Take the picture. 507 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,127 Fuck are you doing? 508 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,504 Ew! What the fuck? 509 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,922 Oh, my God. 510 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,507 Ew, dude. 511 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,801 Brittany! 512 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:36,512 You bitch. 513 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,723 What the fuck, dude? 514 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,516 She made me do it. 515 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,143 You're a fucking perv. 516 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:43,352 Let me see the picture. 517 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,937 Ew! You're disgusting. 518 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,397 - You're both disgusting. - I know, I know. 519 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,940 Are they good? Let me see, let me see. 520 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,942 Oh, my God, these are really good. 521 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:53,237 - Let me see. - Let me see them. 522 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,531 - You're gonna delete them! - Let me see it. 523 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,533 These are so good. 524 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,535 You didn't get my face or anything, did you? 525 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,120 - So fucking good. - Oh, my God... 526 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,621 What the fuck, guys, let me s... 527 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:05,166 I wake up out of a daze, 528 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:08,169 and this girl is standing over me, she's completely naked. 529 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,796 And I'm... I've never seen anything like that. 530 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,548 I mean, I've never seen pubic hair. 531 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,967 I've never seen a girl with her titties hanging out. 532 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,969 - What? Chill out. - Oh, dude. 533 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:20,181 Labia, uterus, the whole thing. I've never seen it. 534 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,392 And she's ramming both of her hands inside of her. 535 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,061 I mean, just...violent. 536 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,979 - Ew... - I don't even know 537 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,774 I'm not even aware of the body human at this point. 538 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:33,110 So-so my sexuality is coming into full bloom... 539 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,904 Dude, I don't think... 540 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,406 I've ever actually even gotten a hard-on at that age. 541 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,407 Wait, wait, wait. 542 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,909 How old were you? 543 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,660 I was nine. 544 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,416 Ew, okay. And wait, how old was she? 545 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,418 She was 13. 546 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,004 - Wow, older woman. - Let me finish the fuckin' story. 547 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:53,881 - Is that rape? - Older women. And then she... 548 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:57,593 lies down next to me and grabs my hand, 549 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,429 and puts my hand inside of her, too. 550 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,972 - And she starts moaning... - What the fuck? 551 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,390 - I don't, I'm sorry... - At the time, 552 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,725 I don't know that she's into it. 553 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,227 I don't even know what it means. 554 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,020 - And she starts crying. - Did you start crying? 555 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,606 It just felt like the right thing to do. 556 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,608 We'd never been in this situation before. 557 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,610 So, I didn't know what was happening, 558 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,028 and then when somebody else starts crying, 559 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,738 I started crying. She starts crying. 560 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:21,617 Wait, so that's not really losing your virginity. 561 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,954 Well, no. No. But... Then we fucked. 562 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,289 So you're like, "I'm the man." 563 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,541 I'm the fucking man. 564 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,000 How many nine-year-olds do you know 565 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,710 that were getting laid in their tree house? 566 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:34,338 And it's just, like... been downhill ever since. 567 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:35,714 I'm sure that... 568 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,051 I just can't imagine a nine-year-old... 569 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,053 No, and I'm sure your first experience 570 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,764 was absolutely magic and they were Prince Charming 571 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:47,268 and horses and rose petals and the whole thing, right? 572 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,978 - Allyson doesn't have a first time! - Stop! 573 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,857 Fuck you! 574 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,651 Not true. Not true at all. 575 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:59,864 Fuck you. Fuck you, dude. 576 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,949 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? 577 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,494 Okay. Okay... 578 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,664 - She's saving herself. - Oh, my God. 579 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,541 Wait. Wait a second... 580 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,002 Are you gonna keep fucking talking for me? 581 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,546 So, even... Have you ever been with guys? 582 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,549 Yeah, she's a real slut. 583 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:22,887 Has a...has a guy ever gone down on you? 584 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:25,890 Wait, do we... Is this... 585 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:29,310 Did something happen for the first time downstairs? 586 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:31,020 But really... 587 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,688 was that your first time? 588 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,523 Is that the closest any man has ever been to your... 589 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,525 - This is, like, a big night. - ...to your vagina? 590 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,277 - This is a big night. - This is pretty intense. 591 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,695 We should have a ceremony to celebrate. 592 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,530 I knew it was gonna be an amazing night, 593 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,157 but I had no idea it was gonna be 594 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,159 one that she'd remember for the rest of her life. 595 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:46,619 A sacrificial virgin. 596 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,330 When you ride in the car with your parents, 597 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:52,541 do you ride in the front seat or in the backseat? 598 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,544 - Backseat. - You ride in the backseat? You ride in the backseat? 599 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:59,131 - In a little car seat? Is that a little car seat? - In a little seat. 600 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,925 And there's a little sign on the car that says, 601 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:04,345 - "Baby On Board." - Do you have a little binky? 602 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,556 Seriously, just tell me how old you are. 603 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,228 Okay. 604 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:15,940 Look, here's the thing. 605 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:19,944 I mean, you can think about sex as some sacred, 606 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,571 special thing that you're holding out for, 607 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:26,742 that only happens in the chamber of the Lord, 608 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,577 and that's great, that's a great choice. 609 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,163 Or, you can just fuck. 610 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,457 Because it feels good. 611 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,376 Just fuck. 612 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:37,169 Who are you calling? 613 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,754 Hey. 614 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,800 Joseph... 615 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,260 Who keeps calling? 616 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,640 A chill night. 617 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,392 No, no, just a quiet night. 618 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,101 I'm just watching television. 619 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,190 I don't... I don't think that we really need 620 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:01,276 to make this a thing right now. 621 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,699 You could tell me about your day if you want to. It's fine. 622 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,495 No, no, I'm listening. I am listening. 623 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,584 Oh, he's... He's there right now? 624 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,628 I just don't know why you want to have this conversation 625 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,588 in front of somebody else, right now. 626 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:25,801 No, I'm not jealous. It's not a jealousy thing. 627 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:26,885 It's just... 628 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,806 I don't think we should be doing this conversation, 629 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,225 having this conversation right now, I'm exhausted. 630 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:36,645 I had a long day, and we can totally talk in the morning. 631 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,730 Okay? Yeah. 632 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,234 Whatever, okay? 633 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,819 Goddammit. 634 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,862 Goddammit. 635 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,910 - I need a drink. - Wow. Joe... 636 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,831 I need another drink. 637 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,917 So is she actually cheating on you? 638 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:05,382 I mean, I kinda thought you were lying before. 639 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,802 Is this the girl of your dreams? 640 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,847 You guys are amazing, but I'm not really in the mood 641 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,892 to hear some love advice from some slutty teenagers who I just met on the street. 642 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,269 - Oh, my God. - Whoa! 643 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,064 - Joseph! - Out of line, Joseph. 644 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:22,274 Okay, look. It's really funny 645 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:26,820 'cause you kinda act like, all macho man, 646 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:30,115 then when you talk to your girlfriend, you sound like a little bitch. 647 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,117 Stop. 648 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,080 - Fuck off, all right? - Oh, no, no, no. 649 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,874 I mean, seriously, you're gonna be fucking yourself 650 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:42,711 because you keep acting like a little lapdog bitch. 651 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,880 What would you have me do? 652 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,591 - Okay, I'm a lapdog. - I get it. 653 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:49,885 Thank you for that. 654 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,304 Joe, where, um... where is this girl? 655 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:53,805 I mean, where is she? 656 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,518 Philadelphia. 657 00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:58,727 How far is that? 658 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,521 So what? 659 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:01,688 So think about it this way. 660 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,900 She's two hours away. 661 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,528 She could've came home tonight. 662 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,363 But she just didn't. 663 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:10,614 She's... 664 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,909 fucking another guy right now. 665 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,327 They're not fucking. 666 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,537 Dude, I think you should fucking 667 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,747 call her up and be like, 668 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,417 "Honey, I'm with two fucking hot girls, 669 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,545 and I'm gonna fuck their brains out in our bed tonight." 670 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,088 That sounds like a really fucking smart idea. 671 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:28,132 That's exactly what I'm gonna do. 672 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,050 - Dude, it would make her jealous. - You bitches are fucking crazy. 673 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,762 Dude, she's fucking getting fucked in the ass 674 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,348 - by a huge dick right now, man. - Just fucking stop. 675 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,767 - It's fucked up. - Okay, okay. 676 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,353 You're actually a little bit right, right now. 677 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,564 But just give me one fucking second. 678 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,023 - Please. - Okay. 679 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,237 - You deserve better, Joe. - Come on, Joseph! 680 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,491 Is this how you see your life? 681 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:55,951 Is this how you see yourself? 682 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,787 Like, with someone who doesn't respect you? 683 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,455 All I see here is disrespect. 684 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:03,375 And I think that you have to stand up for yourself. 685 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,170 Actually? Stand up. 686 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,379 Like, literally? 687 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,174 Stand the fuck up. 688 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,176 Okay. Joe. 689 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:15,804 - Joe. - Mr. Joseph. Okay. 690 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,181 Are you a man? 691 00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:23,478 Are you a man? 692 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,984 - Yes. - Yeah, you are. 693 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,612 Are you a "fucking man?" 694 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:35,616 - Yes. - Yes, you are. Okay. 695 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,328 So, if you're a fucking man... 696 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,830 then you can't be a little bitch. 697 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,999 I'm a man. I get it. I get your point. 698 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:47,294 - You're a man, so make the fucking phone call. - I get your point. 699 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,424 Call right now. Right now. 700 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:53,842 Call her. 701 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,428 Tell that bitch that you're over it. 702 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:59,223 - It's ringing. - What? Oh, my God. 703 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:00,432 Hey. 704 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,309 No, I was just... I'm calling... 705 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,523 No, I'm just watching TV. 706 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:18,867 Are you fucking him? 707 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,577 No, cut the fucking bullshit. Right now, okay? 708 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,788 Just tell me the fucking truth. 709 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,456 No, look... 710 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,667 just, you're fucking dancing around the subject. 711 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,668 Are you fucking him or not? 712 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,257 Because how would it make you feel if I went away 713 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,260 for the weekend with... with two girls? 714 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:39,054 I'm not playing games right now. They're actually right fucking here. 715 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,891 As a matter of fact, I'll put 'em on. I'll put 'em on. 716 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,686 Hey, look, I'm just tired of being that guy 717 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,062 who's gonna sit around and wait for you 718 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,481 and cry while I'm waiting for you. 719 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:50,983 I'm not gonna fuckin' do that. 720 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:54,027 And, uh, Brittany, who's fucking super hot, 721 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,905 she says she loves me and she won't keep her fucking hands off me. 722 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,074 So fuck you, too. 723 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,493 All right. No, don't fucking come at me... 724 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:02,577 Okay. 725 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,999 All right. No, no. Okay. 726 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,084 You have a great fucking night too, okay? 727 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,586 So fuck off. Fuck you. 728 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:14,089 "Fuck you!" 729 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,924 How was that? Was that fucking good? 730 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,677 - That was fucking amazing. - That was so fucking good. 731 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,512 She's the one that brought that on herself 732 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,931 - because she's fucking someone else. - Exactly. 733 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,852 You have no reason to defend yourself. 734 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,395 I fucking agree. 735 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:31,023 Think about it this way... it's over now. 736 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,316 - Yeah. - Yeah. 737 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:33,942 - Yeah, it's fu... - She's gone! 738 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,944 Yeah, it's fucking over. 739 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,946 - Don't you feel better? - I don't fucking know 740 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,448 - how I feel right now. - By the way? 741 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:42,326 Thanks for bringing me into it. 742 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,661 It's fine. Sorry. 743 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,955 No, I don't think it's really fucking "fine" 744 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,750 because isn't she kind of close? 745 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,127 - Yeah, she's in Philadelphia. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 746 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,130 Dude, she's not coming back here tonight, is she? 747 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,592 Mmm...Joe? 748 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:03,221 You have no reason to, um, worry, here. 749 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:07,768 Yeah. Yeah, it's... I mean, fuck. It's the right... 750 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:08,977 It's definitely the right thing to do. 751 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,354 - Definitely. - Yeah. 752 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,564 Maybe this is the girl for you. 753 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,317 Or maybe it's not. 754 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,985 I can't bel... 755 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:20,781 Dude. Joe. I think you're better off this way. 756 00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:23,575 I do too. Uh, maybe. 757 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,994 Yes, you're better off. 758 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,997 - Seriously, dude. - You fucking made me do that. 759 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,582 - I know. - You got this off your chest. 760 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,627 - Good for you, man. - Just wait a fucking second 761 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:36,254 because this is not fucking playtime for one second, okay? 762 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,715 Just go, just give me a second. 763 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:41,760 - Relax. - Breathe. 764 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,345 You can find another girl. 765 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,389 You're, like, almost really good-looking. 766 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:46,807 Yeah, you're almost good-looking. 767 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,600 That's... that's helping a lot. 768 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,185 A lot, right now. That's really fucking... 769 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,104 No, no, no, you guys are doing great. Keep going. 770 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,397 This is great. I'm just gonna go outside. 771 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,524 - Can I just... - Sit down, sit down. 772 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:58,568 - It's okay. - You just need to relax. We're gonna have a drink. 773 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,237 - We're gonna dance. - We're gonna have a drink. 774 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,738 You just have to chill out and take a break from her. 775 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,281 - I'm gonna chill out. - Just... 776 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:06,618 So, it's like, this bitch works there, 777 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,204 and she won't even mention my idea. 778 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,623 And I'm thinking, like, "Why not, 779 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:14,292 'cause it's fucking brilliant." I'll start my own stand. 780 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:18,088 I might do like, some jams, maybe some spicy yams. 781 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:21,591 I dig it. You're gonna make so much money. 782 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,301 You've gotta help me. 783 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,601 Joseph! 784 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,728 Hey, you really have a motorcycle? 785 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,233 Joseph! 786 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,736 Do you have a motorcycle or what? 787 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,867 Hello? 788 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:49,244 Do ya? Do you? Do you? Do you? 789 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,912 I do. 790 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,748 - So let's go for a ride. - Yeah. 791 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,211 All three of us? 792 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:00,255 Ally hates motorcycles. 793 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,257 When did I say that? 794 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,260 So, I'll go so you don't have to. 795 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,679 What should I do? 796 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,347 Hang out at the apartment. 797 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:13,768 Give me your keys. 798 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,189 Give her the keys, Joe! 799 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,348 What do I do? 800 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,933 Put your hand on the throttle. 801 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,685 What is that? 802 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,645 Exactly, that's why we're not really doing this. 803 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:44,359 This lesson is over before it even gets started. 804 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,988 Come on. What are you worried about? No one's around. 805 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,991 Help! Fire! 806 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,075 See? 807 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:57,289 - Come on! - Listen... 808 00:40:57,372 --> 00:41:01,001 Do you wanna die or do you want to have a little fun tonight? 809 00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,877 What's the difference, Joe? 810 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:08,091 Will you give me a kiss? 811 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:09,884 You have a girlfriend. 812 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,349 Don't you? 813 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,476 - Or do you? - I don't think I do. 814 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,690 Are you sure? 815 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,337 I thought you liked Allyson. 816 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,007 - I like you. - She likes you. 817 00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:58,141 If you wanna get with Ally... 818 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,981 Thanks for making me feel like a shitty friend. 819 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,275 What do you say that we just have a little fun tonight, 820 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,654 and then we make promises that tomorrow 821 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,864 we're gonna be a better friend and a better boyfriend. 822 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,866 Oh... 823 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,660 - now there's a plan. - It is a good plan. 824 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,173 I just want you... 825 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:35,595 When was the last time you had a good fuck? 826 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,139 Are you a really good fuck? 827 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,223 Yeah. 828 00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:41,517 I am. 829 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,771 But we're not gonna fuck. 830 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:46,355 Why are we not gonna fuck? 831 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,569 - What? - Give me a kiss. 832 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:57,074 But you would fuck me. 833 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,787 I mean, that's what you think about me, right? 834 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,041 I think you're a fucking tease. 835 00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:07,919 Show me how to work this thing. 836 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:09,587 No, you gotta give me a kiss first. 837 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:12,924 No. Stop. 838 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,135 Seriously, what do you think about me? 839 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:16,886 You're fucking pathetic. 840 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,933 But, why? 841 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,810 - Seriously? - Because my girlfriend's cheating on me? 842 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:25,520 That's it? 843 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,648 Why do you have to make it so complicated? 844 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:30,441 Look, I just want you. 845 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:35,488 Come here. 846 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,243 Look, if you want Ally... 847 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,037 give her some attention. 848 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,375 Can you do that? 849 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:16,571 Oh, my God. Oh. My god. 850 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,030 What do you have to drink? 851 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,284 Um...wow. 852 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:22,451 Okay... 853 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,333 All right, um... 854 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:34,422 What do you have to drink? 855 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,217 Yeah, something that's not disgusting, please. 856 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,052 Um, okay... 857 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:41,221 Can we just get out of my bedroom, please? 858 00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:42,972 Lighten up. 859 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,600 - You do reali... - Relax. 860 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,101 Fuck. 861 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:53,608 Okay, and now you guys are gonna get the fuck out of my bedroom. 862 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:54,692 Yep. 863 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:05,245 Nothing happened. 864 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:06,955 I don't care. 865 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,999 - Are you mad at me? - No, no. 866 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,252 - Are you mad? - Brittany, what happened? 867 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:15,046 - Nothing. Dude. - Aw, you like him. 868 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,632 Ew, I so don't. That's disgusting. No, I don't. 869 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,925 Did you make out with him? 870 00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:21,052 I love you. 871 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,846 Say it back. 872 00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:25,515 Say that you love me. Please, Allyson. 873 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:27,851 She loves you. She loves you so much. She really does. 874 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,186 - And I'm really sorry, and I just love you. - And she's really sorry. 875 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,188 And she just loves you. 876 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:35,816 - And you're my best friend. - Fuck you. 877 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:40,864 - Please! - Yeah, whatever. 878 00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,573 Okay, now do, like... 879 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:44,951 ...kisses. 880 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,162 Okay, ready? 881 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:02,510 Don't you want to take a picture with Joe? 882 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,054 I'm good. 883 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,600 You're good? Why not? 884 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:12,812 I'm in a happy place. 885 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:15,147 - Why don't you take a picture with Joe? - I might. 886 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:17,817 Please don't do that. 887 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,903 No, no, no. Please don't take pictures. 888 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,906 Why? Why don't you want to take one? 889 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:25,909 Oh, my God. We're not gonna tag you or anything. Come on. 890 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:29,120 I'll take pictures of you but not with you. 891 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:31,122 Come on, come on, come on. 892 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,791 - Okay, okay, take a picture. - Of you. 893 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,798 - How cute are we? - You're pretty... cute. 894 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:45,636 That's actually good. 895 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:48,806 Okay, get a little bit closer together. 896 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,352 Okay, even tighter. 897 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:54,145 I can... No, I can see that there's... 898 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,563 One more, one more, one more. 899 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,736 - Yeah. - More. 900 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:04,572 Put your hand on her titty. 901 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:07,158 Give me that! Let me see. Let me see. 902 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,743 - I'm deleting these. - Try without the flash. 903 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,579 - Now I gotta do it again. - Another one. 904 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,752 Stick your tongues out. 905 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:27,387 - Oh, my God. - Let me see! 906 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:30,848 These are acceptable. Thank you. 907 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:33,935 - What about you, Joe? - No, no, no. 908 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,603 - Take a picture with me. - No. 909 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,981 - Take a picture with her. - Please? Please? Please? 910 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:41,317 Don't be a loser. Take a picture, let's go. 911 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,610 All right. 912 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,861 Okay, ready? 913 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:48,700 Come on, you guys are being so boring. 914 00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:52,412 Can you get in the picture together, please? 915 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:53,705 Let's get sexual. 916 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:57,208 I wanna see you guys in love. 917 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:58,876 Yeah, there we go. 918 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,756 Aw, Joe's blushing. 919 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:05,800 Come on, Joe. Get into it. 920 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:06,884 Let me see it. 921 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,805 Wait, wait, wait. Okay, ready? 922 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,640 Yeah, like that. 923 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,892 Yeah, Ally. Work it. 924 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:21,024 Wait, so does your girlfriend have Instagram 925 00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:24,235 or Tumblr or Facebook? 926 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,528 That's not... That's not funny. 927 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:26,821 Okay? You're not posting these. 928 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,864 Sconex. 929 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,578 Take a hold of your woman. Let's go. 930 00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:35,830 That's not funny, okay? We're not posting these pictures. 931 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:39,167 Doesn't she already know we're here? 932 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,336 Does she have an "@address?" I could, like, tag her. 933 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,966 I just wanna follow her, actually. I'm not gonna... 934 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,427 I'm not gonna put up any pictures. 935 00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:51,762 Look, why don't we just do some more pills? 936 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,059 Maybe he's worried about evidence. 937 00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:59,187 Like, "playing with younger girls" evidence. 938 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,396 - Ooh! - Really? 939 00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:02,065 Is this where you keep the pills? 940 00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,817 I think he's worried about getting arrested. 941 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,944 You need to relax. 942 00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:09,864 - Is this where you keep your pills? - That's mine, put that down. 943 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,241 Oh, well, I'll be happy to look through your bag. 944 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:13,284 - That's great. - Give it back. 945 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,536 No, thank you. 946 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:16,996 What? No, I'm just gonna look through it. 947 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,664 I'll just look through it. It's no problem. 948 00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:20,291 - Just put it down. - I'll gladly look through it. 949 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:22,710 Give it back. Just give it back to me. 950 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,420 What? Why? I don't want to. 951 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,297 - Give it to me... - No, I will... 952 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,799 Just tell me what's in the bag. 953 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:29,634 Just very quickly. What's in the bag? 954 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,885 What are you so afraid of? 955 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,386 What's in the bag? 956 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,223 - Just give it back to me. - Oh, my God. 957 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,725 Oh. Oh. Ah! 958 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,560 - What's in here? - Don't you dare. 959 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,312 - What's in here - Don't you... 960 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,813 Ally... 961 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,525 Oh, thank you. 962 00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:47,068 - Seriously? - What? We're just gonna... 963 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,987 I don't even understand what the big deal is. 964 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,823 - Give my bag to me. - Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh! 965 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:57,328 Give me the bag. 966 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:02,166 Oh, shit. 967 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,253 Do it. 968 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,016 Oops? 969 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:22,937 Was that a question? 970 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,647 Dude, it's just a picture. 971 00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:30,945 It was a very fucking expensive picture. 972 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,574 - Holy shit. - That's amazing. 973 00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:37,785 Oh, my God. It's fucking right on the print. 974 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,580 You just totally fucked that print up. 975 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:43,332 And you. What the fuck? What are you hiding? 976 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:44,708 Come here. Show us. 977 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:52,633 Okay, before I do this I just want you to know... 978 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,886 What's in your fucking bag? 979 00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:57,513 I'm really sorry. 980 00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:01,809 Don't get mad, okay? 981 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:11,736 Is that fucking mine? 982 00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:16,032 Is it yours, or is it your girfriend's? 983 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,743 What fucking difference does it make? It's not yours! 984 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,620 And it shouldn't be in your goddamn bag. 985 00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:22,622 At least I didn't break your picture. 986 00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:25,708 What else have you done? Huh? 987 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,710 What else have you touched in this place? 988 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:30,296 Tell me that you haven't fucking fucked with anything else. 989 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:33,299 - What else is fucking in your bag? - Oh, my God. 990 00:51:33,382 --> 00:51:36,552 Tell me that you haven't messed with any more of my shit. 991 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,554 There's... what're you talking about? 992 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:40,223 What else is in your fucking bag? 993 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:42,850 Don't break anything, I'll fucking kill you. 994 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:46,437 If there is anything of mine, or any of my girlfriend's shit, 995 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,523 is in your bag, I'm gonna fucking freak out. 996 00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:53,945 I'm gonna fucking freak out, okay? 997 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:56,030 There's nothing in there, and you should probably 998 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,866 stop referring to her as your girlfriend. 999 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,952 Just tell me... Just tell me 1000 00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:02,954 if you've messed with any more of my shit. 1001 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:05,956 - Yes. - "Yes" you've messed with more of my shit? 1002 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,876 No. 1003 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,836 What are you saying? Did you take any more... 1004 00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:12,380 What are you doing? Get your fucking hands off... 1005 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:16,551 - God! Fuck! - Stop. 1006 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:20,471 Just... Just stop. Stop messing with all of my shit. 1007 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:23,057 None of it. Don't fucking touch any of it. 1008 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,558 It's mine. 1009 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:31,148 - It's my shit. - At least you got to keep your hand cream. 1010 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:35,611 I got my cream back. Thank you, Brittany. 1011 00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:38,072 You think he'll be thinking about us next time he uses it? 1012 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:42,076 - Yeah, thinking about you. - Ew! 1013 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:46,289 He'll probably use it for one of those creepy, angry jerk-offs. 1014 00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,041 What is an angry jerk-off? 1015 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:50,918 I was on the train one time, and I looked over, 1016 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,420 and there's this homeless guy 1017 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,672 just, like, jerking off and staring at me, 1018 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:57,591 like super angry, like he was gonna fucking kill me. 1019 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,930 Spraying cre... 1020 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,974 It was the creepiest shit I've ever seen. 1021 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,937 Why don't you girls just go party someplace else? 1022 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,939 "Why don't you just go party someplace else?" 1023 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,273 I didn't even fucking invite you here. 1024 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,453 Are you... You're actually friends with this person? 1025 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,622 Look what I found. 1026 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,959 Looks like the mortgage bill, but how come your name's not on it? 1027 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,754 Jesus Christ, you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. 1028 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:37,757 It's my girlfriend's place. We share it together. 1029 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,759 It's my fucking place. 1030 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:42,345 Fuck, why don't we just fucking get high again with your pills? 1031 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:43,763 Uh, we can't. 1032 00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:45,139 Why not? 1033 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,141 Because I actually need some of them. 1034 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:50,394 - So get some fucking more tomorrow. - Yeah, I can't. 1035 00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:54,690 Chill out. 1036 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,650 Fuck you. 1037 00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:02,448 Fuck you. 1038 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,661 Awesome, dude. 1039 00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:14,334 That's awkward. 1040 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,301 Come here. 1041 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,056 What? 1042 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,850 - Push on my chest. - Okay... 1043 00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,369 How long do I push for? 1044 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,663 Are you pushing hard enough? 1045 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,749 - Do I keep pushing? - Yeah. 1046 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:44,884 - Guys, let go. - No, he's fine. He can go longer. 1047 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:46,343 It's fine. 1048 00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:52,975 Oh, my God. 1049 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,520 Oh, my God. 1050 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:00,816 What... 1051 00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:08,616 - Joseph. - Joseph 1052 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,410 Joseph, Joseph 1053 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:13,787 What the fuck? Oh, my God. 1054 00:56:16,665 --> 00:56:19,293 Hello? Joe? 1055 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:22,046 - Oh, my God. - Wake up, princess 1056 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,298 Joe, wake up. 1057 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:25,716 Joe! 1058 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,467 Oh, my God. 1059 00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:31,305 Why don't we just fucking leave him here? 1060 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,391 I remember him asking for a face tattoo. 1061 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,939 Joe... 1062 00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:41,732 - Joe! - What the fuck? 1063 00:56:56,038 --> 00:57:00,125 Are you okay? What the fuck? 1064 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:03,253 I was kinda hoping he wouldn't wake up. 1065 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:11,845 How long was I out? 1066 00:57:13,513 --> 00:57:14,765 Why would you do that? 1067 00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:17,810 It's fun. 1068 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,979 Because it's fun? 1069 00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:23,315 No, it is. 1070 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:24,984 Your br... your brain just starts to rush. 1071 00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:28,070 It's like TV static and then it goes black. 1072 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:47,297 This is Twilight Zone shit. 1073 00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:53,887 Now? Okay. 1074 00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:55,973 A little harder. 1075 00:58:00,435 --> 00:58:02,479 Oh, my God. 1076 00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:07,317 Okay, guys, I think you can let him go. 1077 00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:40,976 I kinda want to try it. 1078 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,735 Should I try it? 1079 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:53,864 Fuck. 1080 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:04,667 This is great. This is really fucking. 1081 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:07,795 Madison, will you make sure nothing bad happens to me? 1082 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,796 This is fucking pathetic, man. 1083 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,301 Don't be such a Debbie Desperate. 1084 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,679 - What bad is gonna happen to you? - I don't know. 1085 00:59:16,762 --> 00:59:18,347 Tell me, what do you think is gonna happen? 1086 00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:20,891 You might take advantage of me or something. 1087 00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:22,768 Oh. Fuck yeah, I might take advantage of you. 1088 00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:25,479 - Oh, really? - You think I would do something like that? 1089 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:29,108 Uh-huh. Like, molest me or something. 1090 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:31,777 Right? 1091 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:35,447 You kind of have a weird, pedo-smile look about you. 1092 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:42,329 That's really funny. That was funny. 1093 00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:44,122 You know what? Maybe I would take advantage of you. 1094 00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:47,126 Oh, my God. 1095 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:49,211 - What the... - Joe! 1096 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,338 What the fuck? No. No. No. No. 1097 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,340 You're gonna take it back, right? 1098 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:54,842 Take it back! Take it back! 1099 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:56,385 Okay, okay, I fucking take it back. 1100 00:59:56,468 --> 00:59:58,137 Okay, I take it back. I take it back. 1101 00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:59,513 Say it. Say... Say I'm not. 1102 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,724 What. The. Fuck, man? 1103 01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:03,726 - Say it! - Okay, you're not! 1104 01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:05,644 - I'm not what? - Oh, my God. 1105 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,354 You're not a fucking pedophile. 1106 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,524 Thank you. Now it's not so fun for you, is it? 1107 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,109 - No. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 1108 01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:13,652 - You're not sorry. - I'm so sorry. 1109 01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:15,654 - I did so mean to you. - You're not, God. 1110 01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:17,448 - You're such an asshole. - You know what I've heard? 1111 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:18,949 - I've heard this a lot, actually. - What? 1112 01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:20,993 That people who are underwater... 1113 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:22,745 - No, no, no! - They aren't ticklish! 1114 01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:25,122 - Don't, don't, please don't. - Is that true? 1115 01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:26,957 Stop fucking laughing. 'Cause you're laughing a lot. 1116 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,835 - Are you gonna help me? - You could call them. 1117 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,587 They're not gonna fucking help you. 1118 01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:33,380 What are you doing? 1119 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:34,756 Oh, my God. 1120 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:37,968 No, no, no! 1121 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:39,136 Don't you fucking dare... 1122 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,431 - Fuck! - Dude! 1123 01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:45,642 What the fuck, man? 1124 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,062 Your friends are such fucking dicks. 1125 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:52,524 - Wow... - You're not having fun? 1126 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:55,652 You're fucking crazy. No, I'm not having fun. 1127 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:57,780 Oh, you're not? Oh, I'm so sorry. 1128 01:00:57,863 --> 01:01:01,283 - That's terrible. - You're not sorry at all. 1129 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:07,998 You're awesome. Yeah, you're not a dick, man. 1130 01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:10,334 I'm not a dick. Your friends are just fucking mean to you. 1131 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:13,420 Uh...yeah, you're so nice to me. 1132 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:16,673 - No. - Wow. Wow, man. 1133 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:19,927 Wow. 1134 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,804 - But I'm just fucking around. - Yeah. 1135 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,806 - They're mean. - Okay. Mm-hm. 1136 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:26,975 - Wow, man. - And you just keep getting wetter. 1137 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:28,811 No, stop. Please. 1138 01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:30,854 But it doesn't even matter because it's my shirt. 1139 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,399 Ally! 1140 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:36,026 - Give it back to me. - No, don't. 1141 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:37,861 - Why not? Why not? - Don't take it off. 1142 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:39,822 Are you afraid of me seeing you naked? 1143 01:01:39,905 --> 01:01:42,032 - Listen, I have a question. - Okay. 1144 01:01:42,115 --> 01:01:45,244 So, um, what would happen 1145 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:47,955 - if we just kinda showed up here sometime? - Don't do that. 1146 01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:51,708 Stop. Grow up. 1147 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:56,129 Um, do you think that after tonight I'll ever see you again? 1148 01:01:57,839 --> 01:02:01,260 I don't know. We could. 1149 01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,512 I thought you just wanted to have fun. 1150 01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:05,263 I thought tonight was just about having fun. 1151 01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:07,683 Well, no, but really. 1152 01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,852 Give me your number. 1153 01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:12,396 - Well... - You want me to fucking call you all the time, 1154 01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:14,857 - and we can text, and fall in love... - Wait. Wait. 1155 01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:16,859 I have another question. 1156 01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:19,653 What would happen if I just show up alone, 1157 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:23,365 ready to, you know, party or something? 1158 01:02:23,448 --> 01:02:25,200 What would you do? 1159 01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:29,288 You think you could see yourself with a guy like me? 1160 01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:31,498 Maybe. 1161 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:34,877 - Stop... - Open the fucking door! 1162 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,670 Tell her you have a dick in your ass. 1163 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,505 I'm busy! 1164 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,465 - Tell her. - No. 1165 01:02:40,548 --> 01:02:43,385 Tell her you have a dick in your ass. 1166 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,097 - Fuck... - What? 1167 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:49,600 What're you trying to do to me? 1168 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,018 - It's my shirt. - It's my shirt now. 1169 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,686 No, it's my shirt. So take it off. 1170 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,897 No. No. No! 1171 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,441 - No? You don't want to take off the shirt? - Stop. 1172 01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,693 Look, if you want to fuck me, then fuck me. 1173 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:00,986 But don't come back here. 1174 01:03:01,069 --> 01:03:02,321 Don't come knocking on my door 1175 01:03:02,404 --> 01:03:03,655 in the middle of the fucking night. 1176 01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,660 How long does this... 1177 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:24,861 What... 1178 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:26,988 ...the fuck was that? 1179 01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:34,204 We all have, just, shit bottled up inside of us. 1180 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:37,249 Right? And we just cram it down, day after day, 1181 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:39,042 until it builds up and builds up and builds up, 1182 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,878 and it's a way of just letting it all out in one rel- 1183 01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:47,300 Yeah. Yes! 1184 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,890 You need a primal scream. 1185 01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:57,644 Do it. 1186 01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,229 Come on. Yell! 1187 01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:00,814 Ah. 1188 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,607 That's the best you coul... really? 1189 01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:05,027 I mean, do you think that's what we're going for? 1190 01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:07,112 Come on, you can do it. Show her how it's done. Show her. 1191 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:11,825 Come on, you can totally do it. 1192 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,910 Just let it all out. Just let it all out. 1193 01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:17,789 I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you, okay? 1194 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,458 Close your eyes. 1195 01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:21,501 Close your eyes. Keep 'em closed, and just... 1196 01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:24,713 And visualize, um, your mom. 1197 01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:27,841 Or your dad, or, uh, your goddamn friends. 1198 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,052 Your friends. Whatever gives you pain in your life. 1199 01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:32,762 Just visualize that and let it rip. 1200 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:37,851 No, thank you. 1201 01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:41,063 I can't hear you! 1202 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:44,149 - Do it! Come on! - This is stupid. 1203 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:46,860 Give me something. Anything. 1204 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,278 - This is silly. - This is not silly. 1205 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:50,280 I can't hear you! 1206 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:52,574 Brittany! Show her how it's done! 1207 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:53,867 Fucking show her how it's done 1208 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,077 because you can do it! 1209 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:56,870 You can fucking do it! 1210 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:59,081 Let it rip! 1211 01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:00,790 Do it! 1212 01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:03,710 Yes! 1213 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,504 Do it again! 1214 01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:07,839 Do it again! Do it again! 1215 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:09,591 Show her again! Do it! 1216 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,178 Yes! Yes! 1217 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,307 Feels fucking good! 1218 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:18,475 It feels good! 1219 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,604 Yes! Do it again! Do it again! 1220 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:29,402 Do it again! Scream! 1221 01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:38,578 - Hit me in the face! - What? 1222 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:40,747 Hit me in the face! 1223 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:41,915 - Hit him! - Come on! 1224 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:42,916 Fucking do it! 1225 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:44,543 Yes! 1226 01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:46,545 Again! Again! Again! Do it again! Do it again! 1227 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:47,837 - Okay! - Come on! Come on! 1228 01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:51,341 One more time! One more time! 1229 01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:53,343 Do it! You can do it! 1230 01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:55,511 Yes! Yes! 1231 01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:06,231 Yes! Yes! 1232 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:18,368 Yes! That was amazing! Does it feel good? 1233 01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:20,370 So good. 1234 01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:23,581 Nice! That's great! We got it! 1235 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:29,921 Joseph! 1236 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:32,048 I need you to hit me. 1237 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:36,303 Just hold on! Okay, stop! 1238 01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:37,971 Dude, fucking hit me! 1239 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,764 - Fucking hit me! - I'm not gonna fucking hit you. 1240 01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:44,060 Fucking hit me, Joseph! 1241 01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:47,689 Do it! Come on! Joseph! 1242 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:54,988 Holy shit. 1243 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:39,115 Ally? Ally, wake up. 1244 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:49,125 You fuck! This is all your fault! 1245 01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:52,378 You did this! 1246 01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:56,258 Did you fucking see her eyes open? 1247 01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:57,884 She's gonna be fine, okay? 1248 01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,762 Your friend is fine. 1249 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,556 You're pathetic. 1250 01:09:03,639 --> 01:09:06,142 Do something! 1251 01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:16,695 Okay... 1252 01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:18,280 Ally... 1253 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:20,073 Ally. Wake up. 1254 01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:24,869 - You did this. - Fuck, Allyson... 1255 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,586 She's fine, look at her. 1256 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,174 She's fine. 1257 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,186 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1258 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,359 Fuck you, asshole. 1259 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,833 Of course this was going to happen. 1260 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,209 I was blaming myself...